The Plot

Once upon a time, in a place not to far from Middlesbrough, two ageing teenagers had an idea, this wasn’t it.

Brutal Insanity was most likely created during an arguement, but who is truly to say? Well, us, but we can’t remember.

Welcome to the insight into two very unstable, brutally insane minds, good luck staying sane!

Patients

Patient Name:

Adam Riddick A.K.A He Who Can Not Be Named

Patient D.O.B:

04/11/87

Star Sign:

(True) Scorpio

Patient Synopsis:

Mentally Insane, yet physically capable. It is said the patient has spent far too much time in the presence of Scott Ellershaw, a deed that would cause insanity to even the strongest of minds. Patient shows signs of distress and severe energy conservation.

Doctor’s Notes:

Keep patient away from all harmful substances and sharp materials. Keep strongly medicated where possible, and generally steer clear of the subject. Extremely unstable and hazardous to one’s health.

Patient Name:

Scott Ellershaw aka Dasati

Patient D.O.B:

20/02/88

Star Sign:

Pisces

Patient Synopsis:

Patient is prone to random babblings and spontaenously bursting into song. Reacts violently when interrupted whilst reading or gaming. Has perfected the “royal dissmisal” for coffee woman aka his mother.

Doctor’s Notes:

Keep patient out of reach of children and shiny objects, preferablly in a padded room well stocked with books. If patient becomes restless, threaten to burn books to induce catatonic state.

Patient Name:

Louise Smith A.K.A The Woman 

Patient D.O.B:

03/07/88

Star Sign:

Cancer

Patient Synopsis:

Patient is incredibly susceptible to rapid emotional changes.  Under these circumstances, she often see’s no need to make any sense whatsoever. Hates Feet.

Doctor’s Notes:

Where possible, keep at arms length. Be ready to apologise. Show extreme caution where shoes are not worn. A cup is also recommended.