Call me a nutcase but i find when playing games theres something immensly satisfying about setting your opponents on fire. Yes there just computer generated pixels but still its oddly therapeutic to set them ablaze. I feel buoyed by a sense of giddy glee when running round totting a flamethrower, sneaking up behind some poor sod then setting him on fire. It’s also a good way to defend as the instinctive reaction when seeing some madman charging at your blasting a flamethrower in your face is to move backwards away from them, I’ve noticed in alot of cases even if its a group of siz or more players who’ve just spent the last five mintes fighting tooth and nail for a stretch of land, they’ll all rapidly back peddle in the face of one crazy flamethrower weilding lunatic.

How do you like your opponent, medium rare or extra crispy?

(Note i am in no way advising people to go out and set themselves/other people on fire in real life. I am in no way responsible for the actions of any morons after they have read this blog.)

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I think I would be an Oak Tree, given the choice of what tree I was. Although theres a chance of me getting cut down and getting turned into an expensive set of draws, expensive shelves, or a fancy desk. But let’s face it, if I was a tree, I would not know what those things where to fear them.

Just imagine the peaceful life.

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I’m suffering a mild case of writers block, I’m not sure if its with some excitement in recent day’s, or the studying my university course material, and material towards a MCTS. My brain is fairly tired today, I feel very sluggish and generally bleh, I told myself yesterday I was going to post a blog, but didn’t. So here I am today, making an effort. When my muse returns from the pub, I owe everybody a nice interesting topic, for now, some smaller things that I doubt you know.

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Ever feel like you’ve been born in the completly wrong time period. I know for a fact I have been. I should have been born in ancient Rome, i’d thrive on all the intrigue, double dealing and ruthlesness that went on back then, I certainly have the mind for it.

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So i was walking back to the Halls of Residence today after nipping to the shops for some milk and other assorted items when i was struck with a sudden flash of insight, when you take mine and Adam’s initials and put them toegether they spell ARSE. Funny what comes to mind when your getting milk.

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