I am convinced as of this very moment that there is a grand conspiracy against me. All forms of technology seem to be rebelling against me. My pc (the one im currently on) seems to be possessed by the devil randomly displaying strange images and colours, im convinced of a demonic nature. It also seems to indulge in ritual suicide, whenever i get upto something important in what ever i am doing my pc decides it is time to kill itself.

My laptop is so spyware, virus and adware ridden im amazed i can turn it on without having it explode into a thousand virus ridden pieces. My mobile phone seems to have more mood swings than a alcoholic, drug addicted women having her period and my memory stick seems to have the memory of a goldfish.

Conclusion: The technology gods are angry with me, to appease them i must ritually sacrifice 10,000 geeks, either that or buy a new pc.

decisions, decisions.

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